i have come to the conclusion that the most embarrassing thing about paying for justin bieber’s christmas album is when i’m listening to it on the train. why? because his face is the album cover and it is large and in charge on my iphone. the songs are great though, really.
“Instructions for living a life.
Tell about it.”
― Mary Oliver
you should be banned from shopping if you have ever done the following:
1. picked up a shirt
2. crumpled it on top of the pile you pulled it from
3. told your mom you wouldn’t fold it because “people get paid to do that.”
i hate you, girl.