sorry for partying (aka having fun) in o’neil. this isn’t bapst.
there’s a toddler in china that weighs that much. there is legitimately a baby that is bigger than me.
this is revolting. let kids be kids. →
need more of it but have to settle for less of it. SOMUCHWORK.
just blasted from my macbook in the library. while looking at a pinny that says “classic” and has a shocker cartoon. brorow4lyfe. MORTIFIED.
i love royals!!! →
ahhhh so cutez. →
just some light reading (and blog names i wish i... →
what the eff.
if you are a porn tumblr, DO NOT FOLLOW ME. IT’S GROSS AND FILTHY.
what happened to andy’s dad in toy story??
the one thing i compete at that i’ve never won. yet.
I don’t know what’s worse: to not know what you are and be happy, or to become...– Flowers for Algernon, Daniel Keyes (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
new jamz. YES.
something’s got me started. hopefully it was that song getting me started on my personal statement. and my essay. and my midterm studying. and my reading. HELLO, SENIORITIS.
no longer attracting porn blogs. public scorn shamed them into not following me. sorry chris, i know it’s probably your secret blog you don’t tell anyone about…
love what YOU love.– ray bradbury
He wanted all to lie in an ecstasy of peace; I wanted all to sparkle and dance...– Wuthering Heights, Emily Bronte (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
i’m naked in the dark!– classic breaker tripping shenanigans in c32.
ultimate mashup: “colt 45” and “baby” someone make this happen.
i haven’t looked at it in like 2 weeks. WHAT.
snark attack: attracting creepy porn bloggers since… yesterday.
i want my world to be fun. no parents, no rules, no nothing.– classic justin bieber.