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September 2011

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socially awkward.

i might have to go to a concert by myself in a couple weeks.

and it scares the pants off of me.

why? because it’s not like going to a restaurant or a movie by yourself where you don’t have to sit next to or stand with other people.  I’M GOING TO BE ALONE IN A CROWDED ROOM.

i’m having serious anxiety about this, and it’s still 2 weeks away.

anyone wanna come?  i’ve really made myself sound like so much to hang out with, haven’t i??

Sep 30, 2011
#socially awkward #social anxiety #anxiety #help me #but i just love parachute so much #sorry not sorry #i will go alone #i'll just be soooo awkward about it
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Sep 29, 2011
#yeah, #Music Vidz #adele #and aren't i just drooling over this? #isn't she just walking around london? #someone like you #what of it? #she's just wandering around paris isn't she? #black #white #europe #3 things i love
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Sep 29, 20114 notes
#daniel craig #youtube #international women's day #viral videos #inequality #women's studies minor ayo #level the playing field
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Sep 29, 201111 notes
#youtube #viral videos #marriage proposal #flash mobs #ucla #PRESH TO DEATH #she does not deserve that
ay mami.

tonight on the phone my mom told me she thinks my tweets are really funny (and who am i to argue, i’m like SO hilarious).

… then she asked me what mami means.  and pronounced it like mammy.  which makes it an exceedingly less desirable name for my spanish neighbors to call me.

Sep 29, 20114 notes
#ay mami #mami #moms #parents #i am not so full of myself that i think i'm like SO hilarious #that was a joke #also i'm not tweeting this because she looks at the blog posts i tweet #then we talked about the cat dying and i totally teared up
Sep 29, 20114,060 notes
#food #healthy #healthy living #cheap produce #someone needs to tell the appa council
Sep 29, 20113 notes
#hungry girl problems #or fat girl problems? #food blogs #food porn #can't help myself #let's not even get started on the fact that i have a separate tab for baking... #judging myself
Sep 29, 2011821 notes
#fuck i'm in my 20s #i get this #i sososososo get this #it was your idea #preach #real life #sound familiar?
Sep 29, 20112,116 notes
Sep 28, 201117 notes
#2jobsprob #working #working for the weekend #sleepy bunny #EEK #this number is scary high
Sep 28, 2011732 notes
#BUT I'M STILL MOURNING MY CAT
Sep 27, 2011
#mr bo jangles #not from the rap song #rip #miss you #can't be a cat lady without my main cat
really.

dear lauren,

go to bed, it’s 2:25 and you actually have to get up when normal people do now.

because face it, this:

is not actually what you look like when you wake up 10 minutes before you need to catch your train.

it’s more like this:

and that won’t make you any office friends.

love, 

future, exhausted lauren

Sep 27, 2011
#insomnia problems #insomnia #insomniac #i hope i don't hallucinate itching #no more bug bites and i could sleep #filing my incident report for a good night's sleep #2:30 am - this isn't working out for me. let's just sleep together
HOLD THE PHONE. → newcondoms.tumblr.com
Sep 26, 2011
#dying #if only these were real #so clever
to the day.

four months to the very day from when my world shattered (read: i graduated), i’m finally employed in a job where i need a BA to be there.

Sep 24, 2011
#9-5 #big girl job #it only took 36 odd cover letters #phew #still doing the retail grind #thank god #was starting to think this would never happen #work #try me again in 3 months
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Sep 23, 2011
#soulmates #love me #rick mereki #a cup of jo #nomz #international nomz #world travel #let's get hitched
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Sep 23, 20111 note
#rick mereki #a cup of jo #travel #world travel #wanderlust #take me with you rick #vimeo
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Sep 23, 201113 notes
#travel #vimeo #a cup of jo #marry me #rick mereki #obvi posting the other two also #travelling the world #swoon
you are employed and as bad ass as usual .... i was right... sorry im not sorry

jane.

Sep 23, 2011
Sep 22, 20111 note
#words with friends #wwf #mom #we're so similar #birds of a feather #hate to lose
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