‘Do you fall in love often?’ Yes often. With a view, with a book, with a dog, a...– Jeanette Winterson (via modernhepburn)
me: AND WE'RE THE THREE BEST FRIENDS THAT ANYBODY COULD HAVE, WE'RE THE THREE BEST FRIENDS THAT ANYONE COULD HAVE, WE'RE THE THREE BEST FRIENDS THAT ANYONE COULD HAVE AND WE'LL NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER LEAVE EACH OTHER
hysterical laughing at this. →
Things to worry about: Worry about courage Worry about cleanliness Worry...– In 1933, renowned author F. Scott Fitzgerald ended a letter to his 11-year-old daughter, Scottie, with a list of things to worry about, not worry about, and simply think about. (Source: F. Scott Fitzgerald: A Life in Letters; Image: F. Scott Fitzgerald with his daughter, Scottie, in 1924.)
npr: @nprfreshair: Terry Gross was on The Colbert Report last night. If you missed it, you can watch the video here. Also, here’s a list of the interviews Stephen mentioned during their chat: Grover Norquist on Fresh Air Bill O’Reilly on Fresh Air Stephen Colbert on Fresh Air NBD, saw this live.
they got the location wrong, this is happening in... →
dearoldlove: I’m going to leave my twitter public, so someday you’ll search for me, read through my tweets, see that I am actually funny, and decide you can’t live without me.
on the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them...– - martin, age 10
legitimately sad i'm too old to enter this. →
Those are some sexy tootsies you have there. You do a lot of walking with those...– Now, I can’t even say that I’m 100% certain that I know what he’s talking about here… (via inboxawkward) MY MISTAKE, IT’S ACTUALLY THIS ONE.
"hey, sexy ears"
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
this is from inboxawkward, which you should look at ASAP.
and is a prime example of what would happen to me if i joined an online dating website.
taste is SO subjective. →
also cannot #10… who ARE those people?? they just have poor taste.